DARTS WORLD ROCKED:
By Staff Reporter | World Darts Chronicle | Fictional Report
The global darts community has been plunged into unprecedented turmoil following explosive allegations that rising star Van Veen used illegal AI-assisted smart glasses to cheat his way to victory in a recent elite tournament. In a dramatic and emotionally charged development, reigning world number one Luke Humphries, two-time world champion Gary Anderson, and three other legendary figures in the sport have jointly accused Van Veen of technological cheating—going as far as to threaten retirement from professional darts if decisive action is not taken.
The accusations emerged less than 48 hours after Van Veen’s stunning final performance, in which he displayed near-perfect finishing, uncanny scoring consistency, and reaction times that several observers described as “mechanically flawless.” While fans initially praised the display as a glimpse into the future of darts, skepticism soon took hold among fellow professionals.
“This Was Not Human Consistency” – Humphries Speaks Out
Luke Humphries, visibly furious during an impromptu press briefing, did not mince his words.
“I’ve played darts my entire life. I know what pressure does to a human arm and a human mind,” Humphries said. “What we saw wasn’t nerves, wasn’t instinct—it was calculation. If the authorities don’t ban this immediately, I’m seriously reconsidering my future in this sport.”
Humphries alleged that Van Veen wore AI-enhanced glasses capable of real-time checkout calculation, trajectory optimization, and opponent tendency analysis—all strictly forbidden under professional darts regulations, which ban any form of electronic performance assistance during matches.
Gary Anderson: “This Crosses a Line We Can’t Uncross”
Veteran icon Gary Anderson echoed Humphries’ concerns, calling the situation “the most dangerous moment in modern darts history.”
“This isn’t about one match or one player,” Anderson stated. “If we allow AI into competition—even secretly—we’re no longer playing darts. We’re watching machines throw through humans.”
Anderson, known for his calm demeanor, stunned reporters by suggesting he too would consider walking away if governing bodies failed to respond.
“I didn’t spend decades perfecting my craft just to lose to someone being coached by an algorithm mid-throw.”
Three More Legends Join the Revolt
Joining Humphries and Anderson in the accusation were three unnamed but widely recognized darts legends, described by insiders as former world champions and Premier League mainstays. In a joint statement released through legal representatives, the group claimed they had “credible visual, statistical, and behavioral evidence” suggesting Van Veen’s performance exceeded natural human limits under tournament pressure.
The statement added:
“If AI-assisted wearables are not immediately investigated and prohibited with lifetime bans, we will no longer lend our names, presence, or credibility to professional darts.”
Suspicious Patterns and the AI Glasses Allegation
Fueling the controversy are slow-motion replays showing Van Veen making micro head movements before key throws, allegedly consistent with heads-up display interaction. Data analysts also noted that Van Veen selected optimal checkouts with 100% efficiency, even in unconventional board states where most professionals hesitate.
One anonymous official described the situation as “statistically improbable without external assistance.”
Rumors quickly spread that the glasses used a silent neural interface, projecting optimal throw paths and recommending dart speed and angle based on real-time biometric feedback.
Van Veen Denies All Allegations
Van Veen has strongly denied the accusations, calling them “desperate excuses from aging champions threatened by innovation.”
“I’ve never used AI, glasses, or any illegal technology,” Van Veen said in a defiant statement. “This is bullying disguised as tradition. I trained harder, that’s all.”
His legal team has threatened defamation lawsuits, insisting that the glasses in question are medically prescribed and contain “no digital components.”
Governing Body Under Intense Pressure
The Professional Darts Authority (PDA) has confirmed it has launched an urgent investigation, including equipment analysis, biometric reviews, and independent tech audits. Sources say emergency rule amendments banning all wearable visual devices—medical or otherwise—are being considered.
Fans are divided. Some believe the legends are protecting the sport’s integrity, while others accuse them of resisting inevitable technological evolution.
A Defining Moment for Darts
Whether Van Veen is banned or cleared, experts agree this controversy marks a turning point. As AI increasingly infiltrates sports, darts now faces a fundamental question: Where does human skill end and machine assistance begin?
For now, the sport holds its breath—caught between tradition, technology, and the threat of losing some of its greatest icons forever.
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