“Buffalo Bills Eye Historic NFL Move for Eagles’ Saquon Barkley as James Cook’s Departure Looms — Superstar RB Reportedly Gives Massive Green Light to a New Chapter in Buffalo”

Buffalo, NY — The ground is shaking in Western New York, and it’s not the snow — it’s the roar of the Bills Mafia. In what could become one of the most electrifying moves in NFL history, sources close to the team report that superstar running back Saquon Barkley has given the green light to don the red, white, and blue. With James Cook reportedly heading out, Buffalo is locked in on making Barkley the centerpiece of their ground game.

Fans are already lining up outside Highmark Stadium with #26 jerseys mocked up in Bills colors. Twitter (or X) is in full meltdown mode, with hashtags like #SaquonToBuffalo and #StampedeSeason trending nationwide.

“We’re not just coming for the AFC East… we’re coming for everything,” said one fan, draped in a flaming table cape. “Barkley’s built for Buffalo. Let’s

GO!”